respect but no fucking way
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
so apparently the risk management people at my university have told my political science professor that his tardis door is in violation of blah blah blah because “people might think police are actually available in his office”
okay, tamuc. okay.
y’all oh my gosh i am so done. i went by his office this morning and he’s added all of this to his bulletin board:
*continues to pray for a better Mortal Instruments*
*without English accents*
*or cheesy lines*
*or tight leather vests*
*or demons that infiltrate the freaking Institute*
*don’t forget the werewolves that jumped that Institute fence, too*
*or Valentine’s dreadlocks*
*never forget the dreadlocks*
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